Fact of Life

A few naughty but true facts:
A girl is said to be grown up when she
starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts
removing it....!!
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We all love to spend lots of money buying
new clothes but we never realise that the
best moments in life are enjoyed without
clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few
friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a
cold night after a few drinks -
PRICELESS....!
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Breaking news: Condoms don't
guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of
mine was wearing one when he was shot
dead by the woman's husband....!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like
choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters,
Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their
preferences, but they will grab whatever is
available....!!
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Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman
completely....?
Because no man has a dick that is made of
gold, decorated with diamonds and
ejaculates cash....!!
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Why did Newton commit suicide....?
Because he saw a completely naked girl
and observed something going up in his
pants against his own laws of gravity....!!
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Why are vegetarian women silent during
sex....?
They are in a state of shock that such a
tiny piece of meat can give so much
pleasure.
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1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,
the women herself offers the other one.
And that was the origin of "buy one get
one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body
with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No
wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
fucked
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between
frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck!
and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is
a twosome. So next time someone calls
you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a
compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's panties wet,
not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make
her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and
educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the
man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated:
Only result matters..
Prize winning message of the year-

Pacquiao vs Mayweather -- "he is rigging Boxing"

Manny Pacquiao's manager Bob Arum is declaring war on Floyd Mayweather's promoter -- claiming the guy is "rigging the boxing industry" ... and taking aim at everyone, including Jay Z ... this according to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ Sports. 

Arum's Top Rank boxing promotions company just filed a $100 MILLION lawsuit against Al Haymon -- who many consider the most powerful man in boxing. 

According to the suit, Top Rank claims Haymon has been using unsavory tactics to monopolize the boxing industry -- including illegally blocking fights, blocking venues and freezing out other promoters, including Top Rank and Jay Z's Roc Nation Sports company. 

Top Rank claims Haymon -- who "famously runs his empire from an old school flip phone" -- is leveraging his impressive client list (which includes Mayweather, Adrian Broner, Danny Garcia and more) to monopolize the boxing industry. 

For example, Top Rank claims Haymon cajoled one of his fighters -- Peter Quillin -- to turn down a $1.4 million payday  in 2014 (the biggest payday of his career) because Jay Z had won the right to promote the fight and Haymon didn't want to let Roc Nation get his foot.

A man marries a woman that use to be a man what does that make them?

This is popular transgender Shaun Brooks and her boyfriend Bless. Shaun used to be a man...but she's now living as a woman and it looks like she removed her eggplant and now has a Vagina ... does that make Bless straight? Or he's still a homosexual? Please share your thoughts. More pics after the cut

Gay Marriage

If God dosent punish America for this, they should await the anger of God.

Nigerian man jumps to his death during police chase in Malaysia

A Nigerian man simply identified as chinedu died this week after jumping from the 3rd floor of his apartment building at mutari sadangi in Malaysia as immigration/ Malaysian police invaded his building.
    Chinedu, said to be from Ani Oma in Delta state, was rushed to the hospital after landing head first. He later died in the hospital from internal injury
May his soul

rest in peace.

Photo: is this motherly love or child abuse?

Is this motherly love or child abuse? Do you think it's okay for parents to bath with their kids?

I will Expose jonathan soon _BUhari

In reply to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)’s national publicity secretary, Olisa Metuh’s claim that President Muhammudu Buahri was planning to loot the economy, the president has replied saying the billions embezzled by the PDP under Goodluck Jonathan will be recovered, exposed to the public and returned to the treasury. 
In a statement by the president’s special adviser on media and publicity, Femi Adesina, Buhari claimed that his administration has matured and started bearing fruit.
The statement reads: “This must be deja vu, as it was the pastime of the immediate past administration, and the enormity of the sleaze will be evident when stolen money, to the tune of billions of dollars, is recovered, and returned to the national treasury soon. 

“In the process of time, after all that is being planned by the current administration has matured, and bearing fruits, Nigerians will be able to determine who is serving them acceptably, and who has taken them for a ride. It is just a matter of time.” 
The statement added that Olisa Metuh and his master “have a long road of regrets to travel” when probing begins.
Buhari said the mess created by the previous administration was being cleared adding that Jonathan had no reason to run the affairs of Nigeria the way he did.
Buhari added that the cleaning process would take a monumental effort.
The statement continued: “The Buhari administration is naturally contemplative because there was absolutely no rhyme or reason to the way PDP ran the country, particularly in the immediate past dispensation. That is why the Augean Stable is being cleaned now, and it requires scrupulous and painstaking planning. 
“Across all sectors, our national life was devalued, and it takes meticulousness and sure-footedness to repair all the breaches. This, the Buhari administration will deliver.”
He added that the country “had teamed up to uproot an administration that had brought the country to her knees, and was about to tip her off the precipice. And Nigerians have resolved that never would they allow any government to divide them along regional, religious and ethnic fault lines again.” 
Last week, Buhari assured northern leaders who he was meeting with that his administration will recover stolen funds with the help of the United States.
Before that meeting, Buhari claimed he encountered an empty treasury when he assumed office. However, Nigeria’s former minister and deputy chairman of the National Planning Commission, Abubakar Olanrewaju Sulaiman, dismissed such claims.