A few naughty but true facts:
A girl is said to be grown up when she
starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts
removing it....!!
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We all love to spend lots of money buying
new clothes but we never realise that the
best moments in life are enjoyed without
clothes....!
___________________________________
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few
friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a
cold night after a few drinks -
PRICELESS....!
___________________________________
Breaking news: Condoms don't
guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of
mine was wearing one when he was shot
dead by the woman's husband....!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like
choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters,
Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their
preferences, but they will grab whatever is
available....!!
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Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman
completely....?
Because no man has a dick that is made of
gold, decorated with diamonds and
ejaculates cash....!!
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Why did Newton commit suicide....?
Because he saw a completely naked girl
and observed something going up in his
pants against his own laws of gravity....!!
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Why are vegetarian women silent during
sex....?
They are in a state of shock that such a
tiny piece of meat can give so much
pleasure.
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1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,
the women herself offers the other one.
And that was the origin of "buy one get
one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body
with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No
wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
fucked
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between
frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck!
and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is
a twosome. So next time someone calls
you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a
compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's panties wet,
not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make
her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and
educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the
man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated:
Only result matters..
Prize winning message of the year-
A girl is said to be grown up when she
starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts
removing it....!!
___________________________________
We all love to spend lots of money buying
new clothes but we never realise that the
best moments in life are enjoyed without
clothes....!
___________________________________
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few
friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a
cold night after a few drinks -
PRICELESS....!
___________________________________
Breaking news: Condoms don't
guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of
mine was wearing one when he was shot
dead by the woman's husband....!!
___________________________________
Arguing over a girls breast size is like
choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters,
Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their
preferences, but they will grab whatever is
available....!!
___________________________________
Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman
completely....?
Because no man has a dick that is made of
gold, decorated with diamonds and
ejaculates cash....!!
___________________________________
Why did Newton commit suicide....?
Because he saw a completely naked girl
and observed something going up in his
pants against his own laws of gravity....!!
___________________________________
Why are vegetarian women silent during
sex....?
They are in a state of shock that such a
tiny piece of meat can give so much
pleasure.
________________________
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,
the women herself offers the other one.
And that was the origin of "buy one get
one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body
with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No
wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
fucked
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between
frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck!
and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is
a twosome. So next time someone calls
you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a
compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's panties wet,
not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make
her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and
educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the
man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated:
Only result matters..
Prize winning message of the year-
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